![]() ![]() Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, of course! How did it go? Baldrick: Well, not very well. I've been helping out with the Workhouse Nativity Play. You must be the first person ever to spell "Christmas" without getting any of the letters right at all. Baldrick, something of a triumph, I believe. Oh, and you've missed out the 'C' at the beginning. Also a 'T', an 'M', an 'A', and another 'S'. "Christmas" has an 'H' in it, Mr Baldrick. ![]() Be that as it may, A Merry, Messy Christmas. I do fear, Mr Baldrick, that the only way you're likely to get a big wet kiss at Christmas, or indeed at any other time, is to make a pass at a water closet. I'm sorry, Mr Baldrick, shouldn't that be 'Merry'? Baldrick: "A Merry, Messy Christmas"? Alright, but the main thing is it should be messy - messy cake, soggy pudding, great big wet kisses under the mistletoe. ![]() Ebenezer Blackadder: Oh, splendid! Let's see. Baldrick: And I've nearly finished the Christmas cards. Ebenezer Blackadder: Well, I've got all the presents. Baldrick? Baldrick: Oh, thank you very much. Blackadder's Christmas Carol Ebenezer Blackadder: HUMBUG! HUMBUG! Ebenezer Blackadder: Humbug, Mr. ![]()
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